northern people in the south

Dear people from the North,

Please take your surly attitude back up North.

If I call you "honey," "sweetie," "sweetheart," "hun," or anything mildly related, take it as a compliment that I felt compelled to be overly nice to you. DO NOT tell me that "it's rude," because then I'll have to show you what rude is. I'll have you know that you are in the South, not the other way around sweetheart. If you would rather I call you bitch, since that's what you are, I gladly will.

-insert mic drop-

Signed,

Every Southern Person in Hospitality

Today's taboo in America...non-Christians.

I don't know about you guys, (If there is anyone who really even checks in on this, seeing as how there are never any comments or anything.) but I have found that there are some Christians who are open and friendly and could care a less whether you follow their path. But I have come to know more people who consider themselves "Christian" that will bash on your beliefs and ways. These people wouldn't know the real Jesus if he slapped them in the face. They are quick to tell you that you worship Satan and that their God will smite you, blah, blah, blah. I know it's not just pagans like me who receive this oh, so wonderful barrage of bullshit, but anyone who is not Christian. I cannot tell you how many times I've heard the same shit a hundred different ways.

That being said, I want to open the floor to anyone who may be reading this. Post you rant. Tell me about it. We've all heard the lines. Hell! I bet that there are Christians who have been told "you're doing it wrong" by other Christians. What's you're thoughts on this? Do you have a way of explaining their methodology? First person to comment gets my eternal love.